I hate you I fucking hate you go to hell, where your mother and psychopath brother will meet you

Oh my god. You guys are all retards. You're all retarded and you think you're not but you fucking are, oh my god. I could flick you and watch it bruise because you sit in your Section 8 housing and wake up at 4 PM. I'm so fucking sorry you drank 100mg of caffeine, that's ONE WHOLE CUP OF COFFEE GUYS. ONE WHOLE CUP OF COFFEE.

I got dry-fucked for 45 fucking minutes today. No real foreplay, just 30 seconds of fingering before it was "do you wanna stick it in?!?!"


When the broke 22 year old shows his age and it makes you finally get that urge to date older men